I recently rediscovered the television program Man vs. Wild on the Discovery Channel. It features a man being dropped into a remote wilderness somewhere on the planet, "simulating a stranded explorer/tourist. The episode documents his efforts to survive and find a way back to civilization, usually requiring an overnight shelter of some kind". (from Wikipedia )
When I watched this program last night and read the credits at the end, I thought to myself... huh? Why the heck would Bo Gritz change his name to Bear Grylls? He was Bo last time I watched this show. "Bear"? ok, we believe you, you're a big strong animal of a man. "Grylls"? Is that supposed to sound like growling? Dude. Puleeze. I jumped to all kinds of judgemental conclusions and went to bed feeling quite self-satisfied that I of course had very sound reasons for changing my name to Auntie Bucksnort, but Bo Gritz had absolutely no acceptable excuse short of a silly display of machismo for changing his name to Bear Grylls.
This morning when I decided to do a little self-satisfied investigation, I discovered that they are in fact two different men. Two very different men. My self-satisfaction turned to self-deprecation as I was once again reminded that I am getting old. I misremember and mix up names and places and events - apparently to keep myself amused on slow days.
The fog cleared and it all came back to me with a blush of embarrassment. Bo Gritz appeared several times on KPFA, one of the radio stations I used to listen to in Berkeley. From Wikipedia:
Pacifica Radio is a network of five independently operated, non-commercial, listener-supported radio stations in the United States that is known for its progressive political orientation.... Pacifica was the first public radio network in the United States; it is operated by the Pacifica Foundation, with national headquarters adjoining station KPFA in Berkeley, California.
My brain is turning to molasses. I never saw Bo Gritz on Man vs. Wild. I never heard Bear Grylls on KPFA.
So I did a little more name-related investigation and discovered that I must have gotten mixed up again somewhere along the way. It turns out that I am not in fact Auntie Bucksnort. I am in fact Angela Bassett. ok, I can live with that...
Sunday, October 12, 2008
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Bucksnort dear, we never discuss our little memory lapses out in public. We COVER THEM UP, just like governments do. Pay attention, please.
And where have you been hiding Angela in the swimming pool locker room? I'm quite sure I've never seen her there, although I've seen a number of very interesting things--like the time I complimented the old lady on her groovy tattoo that turned out to be varicose veins viewed through my aging nearsighted eyes. Oops, another thing that shouldn't be mentioned in public...
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