I think it's only fair to warn visitors to this blog that I have purchased some revolutionary new software from the RNC which immediately records all of your personal information, feeds it into a "patriot-filter" and immediately determines whether you are Pro-American or Anti-American. It then immediately forwards this information to the proper authorities.
(btw, it's too late to try and back out of this url. Your information is ALREADY in the patriot-system. Those RNC guys hired some of the most brilliant minds available within their party. Brilliant, I tell you. Absolutely brilliant!)
I am moved to take this step in order to help weed out terrorists from the general population of this great nation. Each of us can do our small part to protect our country from the stealth Anti-Americans who have, up until now, managed to fly under the patriot-radar. This is my humble contribution to the movement to save America, the Real America, from these "citizens" who are bent on the destruction of the USofA.
So, consider yourself warned. It's the least I can do for the Real Americans who visit my blog. You Anti-Americans are on your own. You've made your beds, and now you're going to have to lie in them.
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Snort!
Duly noted and recorded. Action will be taken due to your cavalier attitude toward this great nation.
Needless to say missy, you scored VERY LOW on the Patriot Meter.
I love you two sisters!
Makes me happy I'm NOT one of your mob and don't have to declare myself.
Cheers
June in Oz
Dear Jean
Am wondering how you are - and wondering how your sister is in hospital. Hope things are going well. June in Oz
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